Those lips… those pouty lips. Real or fake, they’re an undeniable temptation. Her eyes… and the light behind them, their knowledge and wisdom seems fathomless, and yet they’re encased in a lithe and youthful frame that, when put in motion, equals box office success. She is Angelina Jolie, and she is this week’s subject of adoration.

Gone is 60 Seconds – Sway
A real “beer and pizza” movie that provides the requisite eye-candy in the form of ‘Sway’ (and believe me, her hips sure do that on more than one occasion). Oh, did I just say eye-candy? In that case I’d better mention ‘Eleanor’, a 1967 Shelby Mustang GT500. “What do you think is more exciting, having sex or boosting cars…” is one memorable quote that escapes Angelina’s lips… sets the scene for the movie, and her character me thinks!

Mr and Mrs Smith – Jane Smith
A sizzling assassin who projects so much body heat you’ll need to wear sunscreen, Jolie is Jane Smith, a contract killer who isn’t afraid to let her hair down and have some serious fun. Jolie smoulders seductively in this sex-come-comedy movie. With one simple yet predatory look, you’re left wondering what dangerous weapon she is concealing… so exactly how many of you wanted to be Brad Pitt for the day? Mmm?

Wanted – Fox
Ah, foxy by name and definitely foxy by nature, she has a gun and a red sports car – need I say any more??! Oh, okay then… she’s one gorgeous chick, who’s the epitome of cool. And hot. Yeah, only Jolie could pull both off at the same time. Don’t let the tattoos put you off, if anything they make her even more intriguing!

Tomb Raider – Lara Croft
A girl who can seriously (and I mean seriously) kick butt, and looks great while doing it – if you can avert your gaze away from the sleeveless bodysuit, hot pants and calf-high boots for a moment I would like to draw your attention to that utility belt with holsters, and not one but two pistols… Personally, I wouldn’t want to raid ANY tomb unless she was by my side.

Alexander – Olympias
Ah, it was only a matter of time before this princess because a Queen; yup, once again Jolie pulls of a performance that is actually fun to watch. Okay, so she is a little bit possessive of the one she loves, but her lioness like portrayal of a woman likely to strike dead any potential predator can sure send the odd shiver along any spine.

No matter the role, she rocks!

~Viscountess~