Every Labor Day weekend, you can choose the usual means of celebrating with the family cookout or boating on the lake… or, you can get with several thousand freaks and geeks to celebrate your favorite mythological heroes by dressing as them in homemade costumes. Don’t call it ComicCon East, because, really, it’s more than that.
**Photos by DJ Sharc
Hey Broham Boys (and Girls)! Let me introduce myself: My name is Alexis and I’m a writer/editor by profession who models on the side. You might recognize me from Maxim Hometown Hotties, Maxim.com’s Bikini Babes of Spring Break and several others. I was also your first official Broham Babe, a Playboy Girl of Golf, and a Tease Um Bikini and Look Swimwear model. All that aside, now I’m here to answer the questions you’re dying to ask about sex, relationships, love, and women. But I’ll warn you now, getting answers from this hot chick may leave you wanting a cold shower…
Click here to "Ask Alexis" on Facebook!
So what’s the deal with men and pornography? It’s a commonly accepted fact that all men dig porn, and it’s equally common to hear that most women aren’t ok with it for one reason or another. Some women go to extremes and equate their men watching porn to being cheated on. So what do I think: Is watching porn cheating?
All of the men reading this are going to like my answer: HELL NO. Watching porn is in no way, shape, or form cheating. Any woman who tries to make that argument has some serious self-esteem issues. Sure, no one likes the idea of his or her partner being turned on by someone else, but in the case of porn: is a picture inside a screen really any threat to your relationship? NO! God gave woman boobs, good looks, and a vagina to attract men. We, as woman, can’t get upset about men liking to look at it when we aren’t around. Well, let me take that back, as long as they aren’t looking at it live (strippers are gross), or looking at naked pictures of ex-girlfriends. That crosses the line. So men—tell your women to get off your back about looking at the Broham Babes in their sexy lingerie. Tell them that porn is just for fun and doesn’t mean anything. Tell them that all men do it and it isn’t cheating. And most importantly, tell them that a Hot Chick told you so.
xoxo Alexis
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Tromaville just got its balls back! If only… Broham Nation is proud to present this cinematic masterpiece from back in tha day… like, 2008. We finally put down the 10 ft. water bong at Broham HQ long enough to discover Black Devil Doll. Few films have dared to tread where this one has now trod, namely bimbos bathed in their own blood at the cruel hand of a black puppet, and it is therefore not for the squeamish. But we couldn’t resist a black Chuckie as the Pimp-churian Candidate on acid. It’s up to you to place it in your Netflix cue, but at the very least catch this preview. Oh, even though this is the tamer of many previews, it’s totally NSFW.
Holy wet T-shirt contest, Batman! It’s the world’s largest water balloon fight, accompanied by Kyle Andrew’s recent musical effort.
The dangerous beauty behind this week’s Broham Babe requires you to proceed with caution. Meet model Breezy Barela, whose gail force features belie a name that best describes her calm, cool demeanor. Photographer Sean Stevens expertly captured this coquettish cutie caught in caution tape, and the only crime here is that he used so much of it!
Mustang or Camaro? I drive a Mustang, my sister drives a Mustang, and even my mother drives a Mustang!
Our buddy, Shonuf was pretty darn excited after waiting in line 2 hrs at midnight to get the DJ Hero Renegade Edition featuring Eminem and Jay-Z. Quote of the day, “This is what $200 gets you, it gets you this sticker… or, special decal if you will.”
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While having their first European and subsequent US tour under their belt from earlier this year, South African white trash hip-hop sensation Die Antwoord still manages to entertain. After reaping success from viral YouTube videos literally overnight, they’ve vowed to produce 5 albums, with a feature film underway between each. For their first cinematic effort entitled District Fine, they’ve amassed a cast of contemporaries from their homeland to really bring their message across. With lyrics like “District Fine, damn she’s mine, right whales sacred, Charlise Theron naked…” and coupled with anything like the video below, we can’t wait! ]]>
"Isn't he dreamy?"
Michael Cera is a lucky fucker. How many hot leading ladies has he smooched onscreen in the past 5 years? Scott Pilgrim vs. the World is no exception. Hot lead chick? Check. Hot lead chick in 2 CAT FIGHTS? That’s new. Too bad she changes hair color and is quickly upstaged by her female co-stars—who all still want him. Suddenly, you’re wondering just what Scott’s fighting for in the same 2 hours (!) it took the Dark Knight to lose his girl and most of Gotham before defeating the Joker. Why not juggle that shit and get all the ass?
See it. Take a date. Better still, rent it a month from now with your girl, grab some wine, order a pizza and look like the most pious, thoughtful love-saint that ever walked the earth.
3 Sec. Homework: Receiving much less fanfare while being a much better and surprisingly more inventive Michael Cera film is Youth in Revolt. Rent it, then compare along with Nick and Nora’s Infinite Playlist. Get back to us.
Pop Quiz Hot Shot:
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There are those who can be spotted in a crowd, no matter who they’re near, no matter if the attention is focused on something seemingly of greater importance. These people are in a class all their own and good fortune follows them always. This week’s Broham Babe, the striking beauty known as LynClair, has this distinct ability and then some. Her vital statistics make it easy to see why anyone would want to get an eyeful of this bodacious blond bombshell, even if she’s a Ravens fan. She stands just 5 feet 4″ tall, weighs a little over a buck, and most importantly measures 35-26-34.
How long have you been a model?
When I was around 10 maybe, my entire family was picked to be in a print ad for a national restaurant chain. I was holding a plate of spaghetti. I realized then…hmmmm, now this could be fun! I got free spaghetti for a year, and I thought that was the coolest thing ever. I started promotional work and editorial when I was around 17 or 18.
And now you’re wearing spaghetti straps for us! So, are you a Mustang or Camaro girl?
I would have to go with Mustang. One of my favorite movies is “Gone in 60 Seconds.” I fell in love with Eleanor!
That was perhaps the coolest answer yet! Will you talk to Ford for us? They’re afraid to advertise with this much awesomeness. Anyway, where else can we see your work?
My website is www.lynclair.com . I have been re-doing it and starting a new blog 
Also follow me on twitter @ twitter.com/lynclair
Do you prefer Digital or Printed magazines?
I have every Rolling Stone, Vogue, and Harper’s Bazaar from the past 3 years saved in boxes. I love old vintage things, so I will save the important ones and keep forever. I also love Playboy and have lots vintage copies from the 50s and 60s that I found at a Flea Market. Theres something still cool about print Although I can’t get enough of my digital news and information sources!
True love or wealth and fame?
True Love
You must just LOVE the Princess Bride, lol! What are your favorite magazines?
Playboy, Rolling Stone, Forbes, Macworld, and I am guilty of purchasing an US Weekly every now and again!
Favorite websites? BrohamNation.com of course! Also: tumblr.com, espn.com, terezowens.com, theydidntjust.com, macaroot.com, humanesociety.org
PB & J or champagne and caviar?
You kidding me? I’ve always said in heaven I know 2 things will be there…. PB&J!
Hot and easy to please… love it! What would be your dream gig?
I am actually living it every day of my life. I have a great career with support from the people I love. That’s all a girl can ask for. Although shooting for Sports Illustrated would kick ass.
And happy too? Your man is truly fortunate. Okay, so apples or oranges?
Apples of course. I love my geeky Mac toys!
Do you have a specific genre you prefer to work in?
I love the runway. But the runway doesn’t love a barely 5’4 115 pound girl. I love having my hair and makeup done, playing dress up, enjoying a Goose and tonic with a splash of cran, and then rock it out on a runway to some loud music. It’s only happened a handful of times, but I have the time of my life when it does. Since I did not inherit the tall gene… I stick to editorial, commercial print, and promotional work
How can a young shutterbug capture your heart?
I’m a pretty simple chick. I have to have a man that is confident in himself and in a relationship. Confidence includes so many other important characteristics that enable you to treat each other with respect. But for starters…I am sucker for Lilies and bubble baths.
When you’re home alone are you a) always fully dressed b) prancing about in your skivvies c) full on commando and proud of it? Usually B but C happens quite a bit too!
Ah, to be a fly on the wall!
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This week the fire of the female form got our gears going in overtime. We’ve got two polls for you, Betty vs. Veronica and Spider Woman vs. Black Widow. We certainly hope you’ll do your civic duty and vote. As always, Broham Nation brings you the best babes gracing the shelves of comic stores everywhere, starting Wednesday 8/25. Get ‘em while they’re hot, ’cause these girls certainly are!
Black Widow Vol. 4 #5 (Marvel)
Natasha Romanoff is the most sought-after woman in the Marvel universe. We don’t just mean in the romantic way, though many men have (insert spider-related sexual euphemism here). No, we mean that someone tries to kill this broad every other day. Can’t she just be sexy in peace? Nah! In fact, seeing a hot redhead in a black suit got us thinking about her arachnid ally in Marvel babedom, the raven-haired hottie in a red suit, Spider Woman. Today we pose a minor myriad of missives for you to chew on, with a mini-gallery of each to jostle that jug you call a head.
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Salem’s Daughter #5 Cover A (Zenescope)
Meet Tits McGee, shown here in glorious Jank-O-Vision! Rob Liefeld, notorious for putting woman breasts on Captain America, manages to put them where they belong this time. Mostly. I mean, they’re in a comic, and not on stage. What can we say? Zenescope does two things right every single week: the left one and the right one.
Betty and Veronica #249 (Archie)
The rivalry between Betty and Veronica is one of the longest-running in the world of comics. They’re friends, of course, but their love for Archie keeps them scheming against each other. No, they’ll never put it aside, and no, what you’re thinking wouldn’t work. Archie’s been trying that for sixty years, man. Oh, it’s never in the comics, but you know he’s tried. This week, Broham Nation asks the ETERNAL QUESTION… (and you better answer truthfully)
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