There is a distinct possibility that comics artists and editors got girlfriends in between making last month’s issues and this month’s. WHERE ARE THE HOT WOMEN ON COVERS, COMICS PUBLISHERS? Don’t get all “we’re trying to be a legitimate medium” on us. Show us the girlies!

Just kidding.

It’s been said that females inspire everything from car-buying decisions to wars. In that spirit, Broham Nation brings you a Cover Girls succinct enough to reflect the lack of T&A on the comics stands this week!

Don’t worry. We’re sure the women will be back in full force soon enough.

Escape From Wonderland Hardcover (Zenescope)

“Mommy, why does Daddy get all sweaty during bedtime stories?”

Hack/Slash: My First Maniac #3 (Image)

Let’s just go ahead and say that an umbrella would be pointless.

Sin City #1 Reprint (Dark Horse)

This is  comics recreation of fuzzy Skinemax that your parents wouldn’t pay for.

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