We’ve been feeding you a steady stream of mildly entertaining, quasi-intellectual potty humor which hopefully you enjoy. We also realize a man has needs. Womanly needs. Here’s an animated gif of the celebrated cleavage queen to get your day going. Apparently, she’s not an asshole. You’re welcome.

No matter who your team is, win or lose, the cheerleaders always KICKASS every freakin’ game. But one cheerleading squad really set the standard. Equal parts beauty, talent, poise and grace, the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders swept the hearts of many a male and female in the 70s, and they haven’t stopped since. So if that’s not reason enough to do a tribute, let’s face it, they’re smokin’ HOT!