We’ve been feeding you a steady stream of mildly entertaining, quasi-intellectual potty humor which hopefully you enjoy. We also realize a man has needs. Womanly needs. Here’s an animated gif of the celebrated cleavage queen to get your day going. Apparently, she’s not an asshole. You’re welcome.

It’s just too damn bad CBS cancelled J Love’s boobtastic show, Ghost Whisperer. We still have hope it’ll get picked up elsewhere, as we’ve learned never to underestimate a nurturing bosom. Here’s a fond memory from one of her many episodes…

Yeah, dude. We couldn’t believe it either. Sitting there doing boyfriend duty on a Sunday night watching the Golden Globes, when Scarlett Johansson appears with two of her very own on prominent display! It was all we could do to keep our tongue in our mouths. And then the impossible happens. Red carpet cohost, designer Isaac Mizrahi just reaches up and grabs her boob. We were all thinking it, and he just did it… he did it for all of us! We should call him Isaac Messiah. Wait… nah! Even more hilarious in this vid, they try to pass Ryan Seacrest as straight!

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Bridget Regan

For many reasons, we’ve become big fans of Sam Raimi’s The Legend of the Seeker. Bonus that the starlets necklines plunge deeply and their cups runneth over!