Betty vs. Veronica, Spider Woman vs. Black Widow

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This week the fire of the female form got our gears going in overtime. We’ve got two polls for you, Betty vs. Veronica and Spider Woman vs. Black Widow. We certainly hope you’ll do your civic duty and vote. As always, Broham Nation brings you the best babes gracing the shelves of comic stores everywhere, starting Wednesday 8/25. Get ‘em while they’re hot, ’cause these girls certainly are!

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Black Widow Vol. 4 #5 (Marvel)

Natasha Romanoff is the most sought-after woman in the Marvel universe. We don’t just mean in the romantic way, though many men have (insert spider-related sexual euphemism here). No, we mean that someone tries to kill this broad every other day. Can’t she just be sexy in peace? Nah! In fact, seeing a hot redhead in a black suit got us thinking about her arachnid ally in Marvel babedom, the raven-haired hottie in a red suit, Spider Woman. Today we pose a minor myriad of missives for you to chew on, with a mini-gallery of each to jostle that jug you call a head.

You have volunteered for Alternative Fall Break building homes for Habitat for Humanities and you can either help hammer with Black Widow or Spider Woman. With whom do you get nailed?

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Who would win a Wet Tshirt Contest?

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In case of a tie during a Wet Tshirt Contest, we've instituted a 'sudden death' round requiring Skin To Win. With these new conditions, who would be most likely to take their clothes off in public?

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If both super heroines are now standing naked before us during a heated wet Tshirt contest in a tie, they are required by law to mud wrestle. Who then, would stand victorious?

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Salem’s Daughter #5 Cover A (Zenescope)

Meet Tits McGee, shown here in glorious Jank-O-Vision! Rob Liefeld, notorious for putting woman breasts on Captain America, manages to put them where they belong this time. Mostly. I mean, they’re in a comic, and not on stage. What can we say? Zenescope does two things right every single week: the left one and the right one.

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Betty and Veronica #249 (Archie)

The rivalry between Betty and Veronica is one of the longest-running in the world of comics. They’re friends, of course, but their love for Archie keeps them scheming against each other. No, they’ll never put it aside, and no, what you’re thinking wouldn’t work. Archie’s been trying that for sixty years, man. Oh, it’s never in the comics, but you know he’s tried. This week, Broham Nation asks the ETERNAL QUESTION… (and you better answer truthfully)

You just popped a viagra, you've got 4 hrs to kill and your name is Archie... both Betty and Veronica are a half an hour in either direction. Who would you rather get with?

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