Articles By: Holden Dynamite

Schwarzenegger Scandal!

Late last night our sources confirmed by peeking through the window of the CNN newsroom that Arnold Schwarzenegger has admitted to fathering [...]

Voices of the Nation: High School Kid

Hey everybody, I put up the answers to the homework up that Ms. Kildegaard assigned.   The questions from page 37.  All the [...]

Classified Photos of Osama Bin Laden hit (Pics)

Through our trusted sources buried deep within the State Department, BroSPIES have obtained unreleased images from the raid on Osama Bin Laden [...]

Assume the Royal Position (Pic)

The one question on everyone’s mind today wasn’t “who’s she wearing?”   It was: HOW ARE THEY GONNA DO IT!?

Nice and Etsy, That’s Not Their Style

Giant purple dildo? Etsy does it! Etsy.com, the merchandising web giant, has come under fire after unveiling it’s new People Search tool. The move was an attempt to make the site feel more like a social network, but as a result consumers have found their naughty obsessions popping up in Google searches.

Fast Five Wiki-Leak: Even Faster, MORE Furious!!

The producers of this summer’s blockbuster street-racing franchise are FURIOUS that the footage has been released so Fast! A horrible play on words, [...]

Going Soylent Green to the Grave

Think going green is the next big thing?  Like Lee Corso says:  Not so fast, my friend. Soy milk thinks it’s better [...]

Who let the Dogs out! (Pics)

Summer is almost here and it’s time to show a little skin.  Don’t be shy.  Have some fun and let your ears [...]

Surge: We hardly knew ye

Long before Monster energy drink ads were plastered onto BMX bikes and way back before Red Bull gave you wings, there was [...]

Cyber Psychosis (Pics)

As the iPad 2 officially hits shelves and millions around the world shuffle through lines and elbow down the aisles for the [...]