100 Things That Truly KICK-ASS (GIFs)!!

With the highly anticipated cinematic adaptation of the comic phenomenon known ass Kick-Ass debuting today, we at Broham thought we would celebrate the 100 Things That Truly Kick ASS!! Most of the list before you contains clickable links, so get your index fingers ready… and LET THE ASS-KICKING BEGIN! (NOTE: Animated GIFs, high speed internet users only!)

100. Guy Time
99. Team Sports You Play Instead of Watch
98. The Green Machine
97. Gatorade
96. A Finished Book
95. Muscle Cars
94. Tattoos
93. Motorcycles
92. Bad Girls
91. Backseat BJs
90. Pepsi MAX
89. TV Marathons: James Bond
88. Chuck Norris (well he RoundKICKS-ASS)
87. Disney Pixar movies and alcohol: true synergy
86. Cinnamon Toast Crunch
85. Frontseat BJs
84. Sweatpants after Thanksgiving dinner
83. Waterbeds
82. Girls with Tats
81. Trampolines
80. Guinness
79. Standing BJs
78. IMAX
77. Terminators
76. Michael Caine
75. New Orleans
74. Ping Pong
73. Beer Pong
72. Thongs
71. Sand dollars
70. Monster Trucks
69. Sixty-nines! (Duh! Too bad there’s not a 4:20)
68. Weekends
67. morning BJs
66. A Big Booty
65. Whiskey
64. Tit-tays!
63. Drag racing
62. Cheerleaders
61. Dale Earnhardt
60. Hammocks
59. Michael Jordan
58. Brown-eyed girls
57. The Rock (before Tooth Fairy)
56. High Beams

55. Boom-boxes
54. Birthdays
53. Days off
52. Days when you’re REALLLY ON
49. Long battery life
48. Arnold Schwarzenegger
47. The Duke
46. Happy Hour
45. Angelina Jolie (In just about anything)
44. Megan Fox (In just about anything)
43. KISS
42. Shits in the morning
41. Cool bosses
40. Mud Wrestling
39. The A-Team
38. The General Lee
37. Evel Knievel
36. Steel Toed Boots
35. Stallone
34. Willie Nelson Hash-Mix Joint
33. Girls in their undies
32. Monkeys
31. Spanking the Monkey
30. Money
29. Charles Bronson
28. An incomplete but satisfying Porn
27. Rich folks having hard times
26. Ninjas
25. Captain Kirk
24. Jason Statham
23. Bayonetta
22. Scotch
21. BIG TVs
22. Bacon
21. Dogs
20. Video Games
19. Hockey Fights
18. Football
17. Bruce Lee
16. Quickies
15. Bikini Car Washes
14. Bikinis
13. Gina Carano
12. Chewbacca
11. Broham Nation(What? We HAD to at least make Top 20!)

And the Top 10 Things That Truly Kick Ass Are:

#10. The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders

Win or lose, the cheerleaders always KICKASS every freakin’ game, but this squad really set the standard of expectations of equal parts beauty, talent, poise and grace. And, let’s face it, they’re smokin’ HOT! (Oh, and this page will take a while to load.)

#9. Hit-Girl

Totally too young to crush on, but without whom we wouldn’t have compiled this list.

#8. Cartman

For he who says KICKASS with such great inflection, we respect his “authori-tah!”

#7. Steve McQueen

A ladies man who did his own stunts, this guy re-invented KICKASS when there was barely still a market for it.

#6. Mixed Martial Arts

The fastest growing sport that’s totally devoted to KICKING ASS! There’s no TV Time-Out here… AND there’s Ariani Celeste!

#5. Clint Eastwood

He’s old as hell, but seems like each year he’s still puttin’ out flicks that always KICKASS!

#4. The United States Armed Forces

Without them, we wouldn’t have the freedom to create this KICKASS list!

#3. Pizza… AND Beer

There’s peas and carrots, chocolate and peanut butter, batman and robin… but, hands-down the most KICKASS DUO out there is pizza and beer. It’s plentiful, it’s cheap, it’s delicious, everybody likes it and if shit gets tight, you can live off of it!

#2. Sexual Intercourse

Where do we begin? There’s no denying how KICKASS SEX is! In fact, the only thing better is…

#1. Boobs

Yeppers! Because sometimes you can be too tired for sex, but you’re never too tired to see a KICKASS PAIR of BOOBS!

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